Yet another misspelling nickname

So I have more nicknames from the past 12 years than I can actually remember.

However one subgenre of my nicknames that have always boggled my mind, a bit, are people misspelling or mispronouncing my (apparently very difficult) name. Among these are Craf (misspelled by my roommate thinking she'd found it in the dots on our roof) and Crang (misprounced by the same roommate announcing my name to our coworkers at the Tyrrell).

Now a Hong Kong starbucks employee has given me a new one!